Characters from Highlander are the property of Panzer-Davies..
Id have lit a damned watchfire! Methos yells, muffled, nose three feet from the gangplank and heels dangling. Not a sword in reach, the lily-livered ass.
Yell thank me later, McPirate says, tying him to the bed.
Back, hes bloody, enflamed and amorous as a rum-sodden octopus. McPlank grunts, Methos yelps, and its the parrot who says, Whos a pretty boy?
McOafs hung like a donkey. Skewered and stuffed, Methos grins. The curses are false, the appreciation involuntary.
Told you, McSwive says, starting all over again.